The loser I am

You must have been bored to click on this.

I have a stupid name. Just call me Louise.

Trololol what a tragic life I live.

I’m 16.

I’m Scottish.

I’m a Scorpio. And it’s awesome.

I’m a Slytherin. And it’s awesome.

I have eyes the colour of puddlewater and hair the colour of shit.

I can’t think of anything to say.

Um.

I have 211 books (why did I count them all wtf).

If I’d won the £161 million on the lottery I’d have built a life size replica of Hogwarts.

JALEC JALEC JALEC.

I write fanfics. Slashy ones. Lololol.

My laptop’s completely fucked up but I’m too scared to tell my mum. I got a new laptop for my birthday, so it’s all good now.

I want to be an author.

I love Tate Langdon so much it hurts.

I love Evan Peters and Taissa Fatmiga so much it hurts.

I ship Violate so much it hurts.

And I don’t like talking to people.

Once upon a time I had to do a class presentation in front of my school year. Walked up to the front of the theatre. Looked at everyone. Burst into tears. Headmistress wouldn’t let me sit back down until I’d sobbed my way through my presentation. Everyone did the awkward turtle thing instead of clapping. Thus, I forever hate human beings.

‘Nuff said.